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Please join me in  remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury  Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from  repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a  lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their  respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins,  Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was  piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly  described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy  rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.  He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on  half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a  crusty old man a nd was considered a positive roll model for  millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children,  John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived  by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about  20 minutes.

If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise  to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone  else who may be having a crumby day and kneads it.

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