Thanks cuz, for this one – LOL!
Once upon a time there were three little pigs. The straw pig, the stick pig and the brick pig.
One day this nasty old wolf came up to the straw pigs house and said ” I’m gonna huff and puff and blow your house down.” And he did!!
So the straw pig went running over to the stick pigs house and said “Please let me in, the wolf just blew down my house.” So the stick pig let the straw pig in.
Just then the wolf showed up and said ” I’m gonna huff and puff and blow your house down.”And he did!!
So the straw pig and the stick pig went running to the brick pigs house and said ” Let us in, let us in the big bad wolf just blew our houses down.”
So the brick pig let them in just as the wolf showed up. The wolf said “I’m gonna huff and puff and blow your house down.” The straw pig and the stick pig were so scared. The brick pig picked up the phone and made a call.
A few minutes passed by and a big black Caddy pulls up.
Out steps two massive pigs in pinstrip suits and fedora hats. These pigs come over to the wolf grab him by the neck and beat the living shit out of him. Then one of them pulls out a gun, fires and kills the wolf. Then they tie cement blocks to his feet and throw his sorry ass into a nearby creek. They get into their car and drive away.
The straw pig and the stick pig are amazed!!!
“Who the hell where those guys?” they ask.
Those were my cousins……. The Guinea Pigs.