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Thanks cuz, for this one – LOL!

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Once upon a time there were three little pigs. The straw pig, the stick pig and the brick pig.

One day this nasty old wolf came up to the straw pigs house and said ” I’m gonna huff and puff and blow your house down.” And he did!!

Please join me in  remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury  Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from  repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.
She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a CUT -glass bowl sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!

It’s been a long time since I’ve written in my blog, but I saw this last night on MSNBC and wanted to see if anyone else saw it…

No, it wasn’t when Obama gave a gripping concession speech or when Mitt made it seem like HE won or when John Edwards got a bit of a tear in HIS eye last night..

Didn’t bother to verify this one, but if it’s true… whoa! Read on:

New Ferrari for Dad: $1,000,000

Son borrows Dad’s new car to try out……

and hits Power Pole at 200 MPH.

This was from an email that was forwarded to me… I laughed